ADVISORY: Content suitable for adults only
Promoting and self-branding as a twenty-year old hottie
Soon she was praised as social media’s favourite top tottie
She began by posting photos of her restaurant meals
And moved on to selfies wearing lingerie and high heels
With her snaps she showed the difference between naked and nude
Her photographs were erotic and raunchy, rather than rude
After revealing too much nipple, from Twitter she was blocked
To view her risque Instagram pictures, tens of thousands flocked
Taunted by scores of trolls claiming they’s seen nothing seedier
Yet hailed by thousands as the queen of social media
People wanted to know the brands this influencer had worn
Critics labelled her account as not much more than filthy porn
Her self-portrait gallery was undeniably fruity
She won herself accolades as the busty brunette beauty
While the number of “likes” and “followers” grew ever higher
She was the internet’s number one object of desire
Her viewers rejoiced whenever she gave them intimate peeps
But overtime she attracted a range of stalkers and creeps
One night in a bar a follower thought he would try his luck
After plying her with liquor he took her home for a ***
The next day his Instagram page displayed the explicit proof
That without makeup on, she appeared rather long in the tooth
But the outrage on seeing her mouth wrapped around his boner
Caused the majority of her followers to disown her
One night of passionate lust had got her into a pickle
She learnt the hard way that social media is so fickle
She did what any self-respecting media queen would do
Closed her account, chose another name and started out anew
None of her former provocative photographs could be seen
But be assured that was not the end of the Instagram queen!
Now if you want to see her luscious breasts or her pert nipples
You’ll have to follow her WordPress account RASPBERRY RIPPLES
___________________
More than a sprinkle of fiction in this poem! It was just my attempt to respond to the social media theme set by Rebel’s Notes this week. I do love to churn out a poem that rhymes every now and then, and this theme inspired me.
26 replies on “Instagram Queen”
This was a fun read! Well done, Jenna!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It is always my aim to impress you with my poetry. You give me such inspiration 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
😘
LikeLiked by 1 person
I so enjoyed reading your poem. Wonderful rhymes and lines that made me smile And a great element of truth contained within.
LikeLike
Thanks! That means a lot.
I am not a natural poet, it takes of concentration to work on a poem.
But I like to have fun with rhyme. In fact I think some of my poetry is more “slap & tickle” than anything.
Social media is very two-faced!
LikeLike
Very true! Are you on twitter or instagram, by the way?
LikeLike
No, Ben is, but he never uses them. They are so boring.
LikeLike
Thanks for replying Jenna.
LikeLike
I love that my prompt inspired you, and what a story in your poem! Yes, social media definitely is a fickle thing 😉
~ Marie
LikeLiked by 1 person
❤ Thank you ❤
I had fun with this one Marie. When I saw the Social Media theme I was not sure which way to go because i am real lazy about using social media myself. But making up a fun poem (with a dark truth within it) was kinda satisfying.
LikeLike
That’s a great poem, and so true.
You’re so easily forgotten in the world of social media.
I sometimes see pictures of the Instagram Reality Reddit and then you see it’s mostly filters they use. In reality their bodies are not as perfect as they pretend to be. For this reason, Instagram is the platform I hate the most. Don’t show me a world of make-believe.
LikeLike
There is part of me that wishes I could go on some kind of tutorial so I could learn the art of taking selfies. I know girls who look very different in real life to the photos they post on Instagram. If I could figure out how to make myself look so genetically modified I would love it! lol! Maybe not!!!
I can’t be bothered with most social media. It’s all a bit meh. Too many people a bee in their bonnet and their knickers in a twist….or people who seem to live in Disney World all year round.
LikeLiked by 1 person
This was awesome! 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you Meg! ❤
I had a lot of fun with this one.
LikeLike
I loved this, so fun an more than a dollop of truth in it regarding the fickleness of social media. Great response to the prompt.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you Posy. I wanted it to be fun to read.
I added the last two lines for a giggle – but this is so not me!
I have known some who flirted with social media and have been stung.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I loved this Jenna – it made me laugh and I think you got Social Media down to a T
May x
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you May. It was meant to have a comedy touch, but the truth is that it’s so easy to get bitten by social media.
LikeLike
yes and also it is a talent to be able to add wit to a serious matter
LikeLiked by 1 person
❤ Thank you ❤
I only realized recently that i enjoy a kind of "slap & tickle" rhyming style. It's kind of fun compared to some of the more emotional pieces I attempt.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow what’s nice bouncy poem. I really enjoyed this one. To a young woman having some fun, to be let down by a lowlife and bowled down by society…. it is a vicious circle…. realising she wasn’t chasing the attention, just that it was thrown on her…. well written xx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks…I started this not knowing where it was going. But once I found a rhythm it became more and more fun to add more lines. I was kinda pleased when I looked at the completed poem.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Loved the poem… the read and the truth it speaks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you Marie – I was pleased with this. I am not a natural poet, so I am always super chuffed to be able to pull one off. And yeah…a lot of truth was in it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
This was freakin awesome.
LikeLike
❤ Thank you! ❤
I was pleased with the way it turned out, I had no idea what it would be when I started it. But once I found a rhythm it flowed.
LikeLiked by 1 person