I want to bond with you
In the most intimate of ways
I want you to pound me
Until you’ve left me in a daze
I will be your Bond girl
You’ll be my very favourite spy
Charmed as your British tones
Tell me this is “no time to die“
Will you goldfinger me?
If I strip for your eyes only?
I’ll suck your thunderballs
Make sure tonight you’re not lonely
Dr No sent me on
Her majesties secret service
But now that we’re alone
Seduce me, you only live twice
I’m from Russia with love
License to thrill, pardon the pun
Be the spy who loved me
Be the man with the golden gun
Diamonds are forever
They say tomorrow never dies
Lick my octopussy
I want you in between my thighs
Please before the skyfalls
Will you shag the living daylights
Out of me and then some?
Cover me with greedy love bites
The world is not enough
To tempt my favourite private eye
Vanish like a spectre
He’ll make love, then live and let die
At Casino Royale
He’s a view to kill Moonraker
Who escapes him for now
Bond turns from spy to love maker
In the beat of a heart
Leaves me a quantum of solace
He’ll die another day
In his pursuit of the lawless
The evil crooks can wait
And forget about Golden Eye
It’s my turn with James Bond
I’m gonna suck you ’til you’re dry
I’ll make your body writhe
Be ready for a wild night
With not a wink of sleep
007 – hold on tight!
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VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
London and surrounding areas are now in Tier 4 social distancing restrictions. That means no seeing family or friends over the holidays! 😦
However – CARAMEL is going to host a virtual knees-up on Friday!
Check out her post below to find out more about her invitation to join her and many others who are all alone for the holidays!
https://crushedcaramel.wordpress.com/2020/12/20/london-we-can-do-this/
Please spread the word!
She does not want anyone to feel heartbroken about being alone!
11 replies on “Stirred, Not Shaken”
Darling Jenna – you made us laugh with your saucy Bond poem.
We hope you are enjoying your time in Chicago…xx
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It was very saucy – thanks Aunt Noo! ❤
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That poem was hilarious and very clever.
Prefectdt
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I am thrilled you like it!
Can you believe I have never seen any of those movies – I believe I may have slayed them using the titles that way!
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Very nicely done Jenna – 🙂
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I had so much fun with this Rory!
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It showed through well Jenna 🙂
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Sacrilege!
But I love it! I am a big Bond fan, he may well be my altar-ego.
I was drawn to the way you scandalized Bond titles into a rhyme.
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I am glad to hear it.
I think I may have taken the titles completely out of context – ooops!
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If only you can fulfill what you promised in the poem, then you yourself will be the coolest special agent!
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It would be fun to try!!!!!!!!!!
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