He rescued me from my imprisonment, high up in the tower where I had been locked away for my apparently scandalous behaviour. We escaped and then rode away on horseback into the sunset.
Then despite all that I had been forbidden to do, I wed the knight who had rebelled against my father, the King. Sir Benny-boo took me into his arms and bedded me in his palace (which was almost as big as my father’s own castle).
Being a medieval princess is sometimes such a trial – with all the bothersome ribbons and lace that go with it. But when I end up in bed, being shagged by the hunky Sir Benny-boo, it makes our role-play games and these silly costumes worth all the effort.