My love should come with a health warning – you will be totally spoilt and adored by your lover. I will find every way to bring a smile to your face – from baking cookies, to playing masseuse. Your favourite foods, your every comfort served, your wish will be my command.
If you don’t want to, you will never have to lift a finger. I will be your slave – a domestic diva, living to pamper you and bestow you with treats.
In the bedroom…you will have your every pleasure, your every desire fulfilled. There will be no limits to the lengths I will go to thrill you.
In other words – I would be a terrible idea. You will gradually become a very spoilt, pampered, man who takes everything for granted. I know this and yet…I love you! You have a very silly young woman on your hands who wants to love you in the most ridiculous and unreasonable of ways.