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Sex Sells #39

I have seen a lot of sexy commercials in this series, but sometimes I am shocked – shocked that they could think they could get away with it! The marketing team I mean…the advert creators. Are they crazy? I am not sure if this is even genuine or if someone put this together to mock […]

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Pussy Picnic

Everytime he took me out for a day, I made sure I was wearing a dress with a long flowy skirt. A long flowy skirt is essential for hiding indiscretions. One very warm day he took me to a beautiful house, and as the weather was so great and it was lunchtime, we had a […]

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This Must Be What Paradise Smells Like!

This post has nothing to do with erotica or love or relationships or emotions….well…not really. I just wanted to share with you something that is adding to the pleasure in my existence this week. At the weekend, the wisteria finally burst forth. It is just stunning. The whole side and front corner of the house […]

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Singing Sex #25

Last time I picked a Beyonce song for the SINGING SEX series, it was a song about love – nothing is as sexy as a good man. But almost everything Beyonce does is sexy. Not many can match her. Today, I have picked a song, or really a video, that is one of Beyonce’s most […]

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SLS – Leap

I found the cutest song! Jim has asked us to pick songs with a bouncy theme today. I thought this song was so sweet and just in case you are tutting and deciding it is to saccharin for you, I am going to confess that I relate so much to these teenage lyrics. This is […]

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Singing Sex #20

I love this track. There is something massively celebratory about it. I can’t wait to tell you YES is the gist of the sentiment. We are going to make love tonight. This is a song about knowing that you are ready to sleep with a guy. Do you remember that feeling? The excitement has been […]

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Sex Sells #27

This is a commercial that I really genuinely did enjoy. Simon used to take me to live art classes. Naked models, no sorry, we call them “nudes”. This is of course the exact scenario that wondered would occur. No occurrences in any of the classes I went to, although there was one chap who was […]

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SLS – Turtle

I am so excited about my song choice for today. Jim gave us a bunch of reptiles as today’s theme and I was not sure I was going to find a sexy song to meet the theme. Well, I found one hell of a song. I remember it being very popular. Listening to it now […]

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Who Fancies A 99?

IT IS OFFICIAL – RASPBERRY RIPPLES IS NUMBER 99!!! When I was a child the “be all and end all” of ice-creams were the Mr Whippy soft scoop ice-cream towering precariously on top of a wafer cone and crowned with a chocolate flake (and raspberry sauce of course 😉 ) This ice-cream perfection was called […]

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Pink Paranoia

Ben is going away very early tomorrow with some of his team. He will be back before the weekend. This is normal for us. He has to work away for short stints on a regular basis. We have spent two weeks self-isolating in our house, not seeing anyone else (accept on Zoom) so it should […]